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While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's *****. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing ball with an onion.
Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doctor asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the doctor asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a oral she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
lol lol..... GL deej.
Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doctor asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the doctor asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a oral she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
lol lol..... GL deej.
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20 times! dang.
My brother used to have a problem "evacuating" his fluids behind the tool shed. So dad, trying to fix my brother's compulsive meat pulling problem, found my brother a wife. So, my brother got married, and everything was good for about 3 weeks. Then one day, my dad walks out back to see my brother pounding his purple head behind the tool shed again!
Dad says" Boy, you're married. Why are you bologna slapping?"
My brother says, " well dad, her arm gets tired real easy" !!!!
lol lol lol
My brother used to have a problem "evacuating" his fluids behind the tool shed. So dad, trying to fix my brother's compulsive meat pulling problem, found my brother a wife. So, my brother got married, and everything was good for about 3 weeks. Then one day, my dad walks out back to see my brother pounding his purple head behind the tool shed again!
Dad says" Boy, you're married. Why are you bologna slapping?"
My brother says, " well dad, her arm gets tired real easy" !!!!
lol lol lol
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While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's *****. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing ball with an onion.
Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doctor asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the doctor asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a oral she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
lol lol..... GL deej.
Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doctor asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the doctor asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a oral she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
lol lol..... GL deej.
aaaaaahahahahahahaha thats a good one!!!!
