Is that a Fentanyl patch on his shoulder?

 

whats that little dousche thing next th seattles laptop???[8D]

 

thats right beotches GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!

 

See that cup of coffee that little guy has with the umbrella? Well he probably paid $3.00 or more for it. If its more than fifty cents I'm not drinking it. Nope, Nope, Nope Stinking yuppies. Besides I live 4 hours from Seattle, I hope that's far enough away to disassociate myself from all of that craziness.[8D] Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

F#CK WINTER!!!!!! F#CK STUBBORN BIKES TOO!!!!! fckin bike won't start and I am that close to throwing a match down the cyclinder just to confirm that gas does burn!!! It's getting spark (at least appears to via plug test tool)...and I know it';s getting gas I can smell it , but it won't start, won't even give me the satisfaction of hearing it kick just once !!! This bike is definately female and apparently "on the rag"...maybe I should wait a week and see what it's mood is then?[:@]

 

Watch out for little guys with umbrellas......they carry big guns!

 

Hehehe....Hey remember that dude way back in the 80's I think his name was Bernard Getz or something like that. Someone tried to rob him on the subway and he shot the dude. I don't know what made me think of that but he was a legend there for a while. Yea its always those small silent types that go off. Speaking of going off, anyone ever see the movie Falling Down with Michael Douglas? Good movie.

 

It's only a collection of parts around an explosion assisted air pump.
Throw your old gas, add fresh. Do your aircleaner, drain your carb, turn it over with the plug out, try a new plug. When all else fails use the old D-9 Caterpillar solution: Ether! CRC Easystart is fun, make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy.
It will go, apply the force!
Lee

 

**** dude, why don't you just shut the **** up!! Like SERIOUSLY!!..
Haha, no j/k actually.
Don't feel bad tho. It must be the nova scotia winter air. I couldn't start mine cold with the e-start all winter. I would haveto find a bare pavement patch to bump start it. It's almost like the started just dosn't turn the bike over fast enough when it'sthese temperatures.
It's so funny, it gets my asthma going, I'm gasping for air after running and jumping on it about 2 or 3 times in the cold air. Or, I guess it sucks more than funny... oh well

 

I had to come over here to vent...but I am better now...just really really wanted to go for a quick ride yesterday, but couldn't..but now I am working my backshifts so i couldn't go for a ride now anyways too tired. Hopefully Friday I'll have better luck. I won two coffes from Timmy's yee haw...my luck is changing already!