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Old Dec 20, 2006 | 07:09 PM
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A lady enters a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He has got the biggest feet she has ever seen. The woman asks the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet.

The cowboy says, "Sure is, why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"

The lady figures why not and spends the night with him. The next day she hands the cowboy a $100 bill.

Blushing, he says, "I'm flattered, nobody has ever paid me for my services before."

To this the woman replies, "Well, don't be. Take this money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
 
Old Dec 20, 2006 | 07:33 PM
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haha thats good!!!!
 
Old Dec 20, 2006 | 11:39 PM
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Excellent. I like that one.
 
Old Dec 21, 2006 | 03:45 AM
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aweseome
 
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