-You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth.
-You spend more time shining your bike than riding it.you are exempt from this if you have OCD.Deej
-You're too cool to wave at the kids in the mom-mobile in front of you.
-You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady.
-You take your bike into the shop for oil changes.
-Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding.
-You think that a kick-starter is a mocha latte.
-You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself.
-Your saddle bags say "Gucci".
-You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags.
-Your tattoos wash off.
-You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home.
-You won't ride down a gravel road.
-You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels.
-You only ride on weekends, when you can.
-You never ride to work.
-All your leathers match.
-There are no wrinkled, faded, creased, or scratched areas on your leathers.
-You don't own a rain suit.
-You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable.
-You've never had to replace a worn out tire.
-You've had to replace your tires, but because they were too old and not too worn.
-You like to ride by stores with big picture windows so you can admire your reflection.
-You ride a Ducati.
-Your longest road trip this year was to Hooter's for bike night.

 

im a poser[sm=boohoo.gif]

 

I don't have a rain suit... I man up, and get wet. I ain't so sweet that I'm gonna melt.

 

+1 Shinobi... I don't have one either.

Vic

 

Oh yeah, and what if you work as a computer programmer, and you have to carry your laptop to work? Would you be a poser then?

Vic

 

I can't help it if I like to ride down the rode naked on my bike and stare at myself. I don't think that makes me a poser at all

 

What if your always posing when getting off or on the bike? 'cause ya know people are looking.