[ul][*]I have to poop.[*]Smile for the camera![*]Get off me, I'll do it myself![*]This is your first time ... right?[*]You're almost as good as my ex![*]When is this supposed to feel good?[*]I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!??[*]I was so horny tonight, I would have taken a sheep home![*]Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.[*]Hey, my friends were right! You ARE good![*]On second thought, let's turn the lights off.[*]I'm starting to sober up and you're starting to get ugly[*]But everybody looks funny naked![*]Do I have to pay for this?[*]No! You're too fat to be on top. You'd kill me!!![*]Actually, your sister likes it like this.[*]What's your name again?[*]Hold on, let me change the channel.[*]It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.[*]Uhhh ... I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.[/ul]

 

Actually, your sister likes it like this.

 

LMAO

 

Let me add one to that, DO YOU HAVE TO GRUNT

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA...

Sooo.... When Do I Pay You?
Hurry Up... My Wife Will Be Home Soon...


LOL

 

"I think Lost has started"

 

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