Okay so a guy isnearing theend of his senior
year in high school.Unfortunately,he still has to share a room with his younger
brother who is only 9years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.

As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is
sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it
harder and "tomato" if she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up,
"Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

 

Oh my!

 

Lol.

 

LMAO.... THAT WAS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS.

 

HAHAHA, does not mean how many levels your on, stuff rolls down hill!

 

Agreed Dragone. I am just glad that I didn't have to share a room with my siblings. Then again I have three sisters so they may have some stories to tell between themselves. LOL