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Old 02-02-2007, 04:15 PM
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then would catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He asked his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daugh ter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter took the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?" The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."
 
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:33 PM
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hahahaha, awesome!
 
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Old 02-02-2007, 05:36 PM
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OH snap taht is awesome. I bet his fingers smell good
 
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Old 02-03-2007, 06:56 AM
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OH snap taht is awesome. I bet his fingers smell good
Not if she looks like this, lol

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Old 02-03-2007, 07:03 AM
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YIIIEEEEEEEEE MY EYES ...

 
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Old 02-03-2007, 07:24 AM
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[&o]I'll be back I gotta go clean up the puke from the carpet.
 
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Old 02-03-2007, 07:41 AM
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Thats evils terrotory righ there
 
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Old 02-07-2007, 01:40 AM
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well it was funny till i read down and seen Merdox reply..
 
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:18 PM
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Its all fun and games til someone has to ruin it...... lol
 
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Old 02-08-2007, 05:36 AM
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Its all fun and games til someone has to ruin it...... lol
Oh come on now.......I am just trying to look at all possabilities. Besides large women need love to, just not from me....lol.
 


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