Stuck peanut
 

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then would catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He asked his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daugh ter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter took the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?" The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."

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hahahaha, awesome!

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OH snap taht is awesome. I bet his fingers smell good

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Not if she looks like this, lol

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YIIIEEEEEEEEE MY EYES ...

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[&o]I'll be back I gotta go clean up the puke from the carpet.

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Thats evils terrotory righ there

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well it was funny till i read down and seen Merdox reply..

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Its all fun and games til someone has to ruin it...... lol

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Oh come on now.......I am just trying to look at all possabilities. Besides large women need love to, just not from me....lol.