Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land……

I got so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc ...

I called the suicide hotline. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They all got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck........

 

Thanks Everyone here got a good laugh.

 

Thats Great

 

ROFLMAO, frikkken hilarious!