In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E.coli) bacteria, found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we don't run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:

Water = Poop
Wine =Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service

 

WOOOHOOO TIME TO GET DRUNK now i have a reason too lol

 

Thanks for that important safety tip!

 

Just trying to do my part

 

Well I can't stand beer, wine or whiskey, but bring on the gin & Tonics and vodka and OJ. When I was on that jury a few months back I got to know the Jury foreman and he works at a liquor store in another town. My wife and I stopped in to get some gin and he says "what are you going to do with that?" I said we're going to make gin & tonics, and he says "what are you 60?" Ohhhhhh Burned in front of the wife too.