Why Canadians Are So Tired

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, and too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. Now I've found out the real reason I'm tired -- because I'm overworked. Here's why:

The population of Canada is 30 million.

11 million are retired, that leaves 19 million to do the work.

There are 5.5 million in school, which leaves 13.5 million to do the work.

Of this there are 3 million employed by the federal government, leaving 10.5 million to do the work.

1 million are in the armed forces, preoccupied with killing terrorists, which leaves 9.5 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 7 million people who work for Provincial and city governments, and that leaves 2.5 million to do the work.

At any given time, there are 476,000 people in hospitals, leaving 2,024,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons and 812,000 on Employment Insurance and Welfare.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are sitting on your ***, at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

 

BWAHAHAHA! Silly Canadians...

 

Good one Crystal, now since you're the only one north of the border doing anything, shouldn't you be working or something instead of posting to the forums?

 

You misread that one - I'm the one sitting on my *** reading jokes! Someone else is doing the work today!

 

hey bluebird, ya i think you have enough to do then posting these jokes on the forum..... lol lol lol. oh and by the way... you just used up your lunch break... lol lol lol...

 

lunch break? in 15 minutes I'm going home for the day! Actually, I'm just really good at multi-tasking

 

Darn Canucks!