At a World Brewing convention held in the States, the CEO's of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of the day's conference sessions.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the barman: "In 'Strylya we make the best bladdy beer in the whole world, so be good enough to pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "Here in the States we brew the finest beers in the world, and I make the King of them all, so gimme a Bud."

Hans, CEO of Becks, steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das bier, verdamt. Giff me ein Becks, ja das ist der real Koenig of biers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would you give me a diet coke with ice and lemon. Tanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazedment and disbelief written all over their faces.

Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy looks at all the other CEO's with disdain and replies: "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinking, then neither and I!"

 

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Good one!!!!

 

Lol, that was great for a midmorning wakeup. Thanks! [sm=icon_guiness.gif]

 

Good one!!

 

Very nice LOL

 

nice one. LMAO

 

Ahh, Guinness... My favorite meal.

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Guinness jokes in the morning? ... ... ... BRILLIANT!

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