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Old Jan 12, 2008 | 11:47 AM
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Default Sex in Texas: What you can and can't do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaUl6x1YXpg

crazy stuff
 
Old Jan 12, 2008 | 02:15 PM
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WTF are you doing over there watching ***** Diaries,you must be in the market for a new one or your going to try to design a new one that wont slip. [sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=icon_rofl.gif]

P.S if it all works out please sent me one ASAP [8D]
 
Old Jan 12, 2008 | 02:16 PM
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Now I have seen some huge wastes of taxpayer dollars and stupidity in politics before... but that takes the cake.

I hope that female rep continued to make the other guy look like a complete moron in front of his peers for the entire day. What an enormous waste of time. Really... let's put effort into this, and not worry so much about sealing up our borders. Right.

BTW - Oral Sex is a felony in Indiana.
 
Old Jan 12, 2008 | 03:09 PM
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Default RE: Sex in Texas: What you can and can't do.

http://www.dumblaws.com/
http://www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm341804.html
http://www.dumb.com/laws.htm

BTW i found that link on another page with the same title.... so no i wasnt going on youtube looking for that stuff....lol...
 
Old Jan 12, 2008 | 03:24 PM
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BTW i found that link on another page with the same title.... so no i wasnt going on youtube looking for that stuff....lol...
its ok man, really
 
Old Jan 12, 2008 | 04:22 PM
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" uhhhh buttplugs!!!!"


salesman: " yeah what kinda spark plugs your looking for?"

customer:

"Buttplugs"

Salesman: "yeah what size"
 
Old Jan 13, 2008 | 01:25 AM
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hahahahahhahha WOW is that the thing form ebaums world? where some guy calls walmart and all he says is buttplugs? that was prob. one of the funniest things ive heard in my life.
 
Old Jan 13, 2008 | 01:59 AM
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http://www.audiocomedy.net/pranks/re...uttplugs.shtml

you have to open the window then download the file to hear it. but trust me, its worth it
 
Old Jan 13, 2008 | 02:39 AM
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I think I need to find a "healthy" heterosexual Kawasaki forum! Eric definitely isn't getting enough!
 
Old Jan 13, 2008 | 05:06 AM
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hahahahahhahha WOW is that the thing form ebaums world? where some guy calls walmart and all he says is buttplugs? that was prob. one of the funniest things ive heard in my life.

yeap thats it! its one of the most funniest things I have ever heard too...
 



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