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May 28, 2006 | 11:00 PM

lemac

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Falling asleep in church

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> A man approached the minister at his
> church...."Reverend," he said,"We have a problem.My
> wife keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's
> very embarrassing, not to mention disrespectful.
> What can I do?" "I've noticed this and have an idea
> if you're up to the task," said the minister. "Take
> this hat pin with you. I can see when Mrs. Jones
> is sleeping, and I will motion to you. When I
> motion, you give her a poke in the leg with the hat
> pin.
> In church the following Sunday, Mrs.. Jones dozed
> off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to
> work. "And who made the ultimate
> sacrifice for you?" he said nodding to Mr. Jones.
> "Jesus!" Mrs. Jones cried out as her husband jabbed
> her in the leg with the sharp hat pin. "Yes! You are
> correct, Mrs. Jones!" came the minister's quick
> reply. Mrs. Jones then turned and glared angrily
> at her husband. Soon, Mrs. Jones again nodded o ff.
> The minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he
> asked the congregation, motioning toward
> Mr.Jones."My God!", howled Mrs. Jones as she was
> stuck again with the pin.
> "Right again!", bellowed the minister, a slight grin
> on his face. Mrs. Jones again gave her husband a
> real hard threatening glare.
> Before long, though, she again nodded off. This
> time however, the minister did not notice. As he
> picked up the tempo of his
> sermon, he made a few hand gestures that Mr. Jones
> mistook as signals to sharply poke his wife with the
> hat pin again.
> The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam
> after she bore him his 99th son?"
> Mrs. Jones jumped up and shouted, "You stick that
> thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
> and shove it where the sun
> don't shine!"
> "Amen!" replied all the women in the congregatio