There's a three story apt house with three guys living on each level who are all really good friends.

One night there is an "ohhhhhhhhhh" coming from the first floor. The guy on the 2nd and 3rd floor come running downstairs and kick open the door and ask what's wrong. The guy says "oh nothing I just turned off the light and jumped my g/f in bed... you guys should try it it's awsome!"

The next night there is an "ohhhhhhhh" from the second floor. The guy on the 2nd and 3rd floor come running downstairs and kick open the door and ask if everything is ok. The guys says "nothing... I took your advice and turned off the lights and jumped my g/f in bed... it was amazing."

So the following night there is an "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" from the 3rd floor. The guy on the 2nd and 3rd floor come running downstairs and kick open the door to see whats wrong. the guys says "well I tried taking your advice and I turned off the lights and was gonna jump my g/f in bed but my dick hit the bedpost..."

 

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Not only was that a lame joke, it was very poorly told. Try proof reading.[:'(]

 

I heard that one in elementary school in approximately 1975, it hasn't improved in time.