Went out for a little cruis in NW Missouri yesterday afternoon and I'm cruisin' through a town and I notice some Shetland Ponies (really small horses) grazing behind a fence, then I relize one of the little ****s is next to the road and not behind the fence. I'm only doing about 35 so I'm not to concerned but as I get closer it quits munching on the grass and starts quivering. With about fifteen feet to go before I pass it the damn thing lunges at the road I had my throttle and break covered so I slow down stop right next to it. I don't know wtf was up with this little horse but it would have sucked had I nailed this little bitch.

On a side note I found gunning it by chickens is ****ing hularious. They freak out!

ZING!

 

Raising hell on the farm animals.

 

Tractor tipping is next onhis "to do" list...lol