Well i learned a good way to get away with never holding the purse agian

 

Oh yeah what is that?

 

Well it wotn work anymore with you cuz your married, but if your ever with a new girl, and she gives you her purse to hold just start giong through it. She will get pissed and take her purse back

 

yeah that is true. I do something similar with house cleaning. She doesn't like the way I do it so I don't.

 

AH yes, that works too. But my ex taht i was living with she was a clean freak. And if somethign was out of place she would bitch at me.

 

That's what friends are for.
One of my old room mates knocked boots with a deaf girl, which he "met" over the internet, that was 6 years ago. He still gets sh*t about it

 

WHAT? LOL

 

HAHAHA thats almost as bad as my midgets LOL

 

Ya, it was crazy. They're writing back, and forth on paper. He writes "I play guitar, would you like to see it? It's in my room". She wrote Yes. About ten minuets later the craziest sound you have ever heard. We were all laughing, and it was OK 'cause she couldn't hear us.

 

I have no responce to that im speachless