Where the F else do you find em??

 

Trust me, the men that were in that bar didn't enough class or sophistication to fool with me. Bunch of hippie dope smoking ****'s! Additionally, the majority of them were tourists.

My objective in life is to be a stay at home trophy wife. I am willing to spit out a kid or two for that privelige. hehehehehehehehe

 

Have faith Seesta, you will find the right dude. It seems to happen when it is the farthest thing from your mind. You will be somewhere one day and BAM! There he will be. Then you will have to hurry home and reinstall your stripper pole, and dig out your'e dancing attire. Just cook him a great meal, get him half drunk, and put on a show for him. Then take him to your room and ravage his *** till he passes out. He will probably propose the next morning!

 

Pfff.. what you just listed is standard anyways. I do all that with full body massages and etc.

 

Now can you get a better expert opinion? I don't think so. Boo Yaa!!!

 

Boom Shakalaka!!!!!

 

Boooyah my A$$! I know what it takes to win my heart over, and that would probably do it for me. But those fuuuuuullllll body massages do sound interesting!

 

Yea that would be a change from your normal self applied massage huh man? Wow, I'm on fire this morning...ok back to work. LOL

 

Ssssssssssnap!

 

Hahaha love you man...NBBW