f*ck silver bullets...i'll just whip up some stakes on a table saw

 

By the way guys, silver bullets dont do squat to Vampires. You have to have, wooden steaks or sun light to kill them and garlic and crosses will repel them. Silver bullets are for Warewolves.
Just don't want you guys using the wrong stuff!

 

I dated a closet goth chick when I was in college. When I found out I walked out the door and blocked her email.

 

i dated a ghost in college...turns out it was just a really white chick...and i didnt go to college

 

Man I have known some hot Goth chicks and would take one of those any day over a Vamp or a Devil Biatch. At least the Goth's wont try to bleed you or sacrifice your dog!

 

they might..you never know

 

They better bring lot's of help! Worloks are much more powerful than wanna be Vamps and Devil worshipers dont you know!

 

so is that whole thing real...or just a new tv show?

 

It is real, but they are just normal people that like to think they are vamps and thusly think they have to drink blood. I assure you, they are a real organization!
It is the strong desire for any kind of power even if it is just imaginary.

 

No, it's an ad for a new HBO series called "Tru-Blood"