WOOOOHOOOOO
HAPPY FOOTBALL SUNDAY GUYS AND GALS.
GO LIONS |
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Man, you just won't give up on those lions!! lol
The Patriots- Colts game should be good today..... |
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what time do they play? cuz i would like to watch that game
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8:15 eastern......
The Denver - Pittsburgh game should be good also..... Dam, I need 3 TVs in the living Room!! lol |
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all because my mother is here right now im not at the bar watching my lions. DAMN WOMEN lol
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HEy, better your mother than your "mother - in- law" !! lol lol lol
That's awesome man. Have your mom make you some homemade cookies and brownies for the games... I love it when my mom comes over.! lol Mom's only live once, enjoy the time with her while you can bro. |
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yeah i know she did make me dinner so it was all good. and she made some cake. LOL Plus she became a c*ck block last night too. SOB Oh well she wants me to get offline ill explain the block later on when she leaves later
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^ LMAO!! That ain't right. lol lol
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MOM is a C*ck Block
Well here is the c*ck block story....
My brother has a friend that lives in NY. well she came down here to NC and we met up at the mall around charlotte. Her name is trina. Her friend emily and i have been talking for a while she lives in NC herself but several hours away. Well Trina and emily come down and me and my brother are hangin out with her. Well emily is 24 shes 2 years older than me. and well she was horny when the whole day. and she ended up ummmmm rubbing up on my junk in the back seat of my brothers car. My brother did not let anything happen cuz he wanted to chrissen his car. Well we get back to her car. and i was gonna go back to her place but i knew my mom was coming over today so i couldnt. And its gonna be the last time i see my mom untill christmas. So yeah my mom became a c*ck block. |
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ha ha ha ha ha!! It just wasn't meant to happen bro....
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All right.... 6:15 pm...... Colts and Patriots. Gonna be a hell of a good game I think there.
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Well if it makes any difference I'm proud of you for sticking with your mom instead of nailing the girl.
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I believe the opposite of what Devil said...... You suck!!
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ORIGINAL: Blackkawi400 I believe the opposite of what Devil said...... You suck!! Christmas is right around the corner, you could see your mom then. Get your priorities straight!:D |
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Oh guys there is alot more to unveil. Aight well you got the first part. more events are here to come 3 more c*ck blocks... Well the girls call me up and me and emily are going back and forth. talking dirty to each other over text messages. well momma finally leaves. And they say hey lets meet up half way. bring your brother and his roommate cuz there are 3 of us now. I said well my brother isnt here he went out with one of his friends. She said if you bring him you will get some ummmm specialness. So i try and call my brother to come along. But he doesnt answer his phone. So thats the first block after my mom. So i suggest hey emily come down by yourself ill put you up in a hotel cuz my brother doesnt want me banging in his apt yet. Well trina has to be at the airport at 6am. there goes that idea for a hotel cuz if im paying for one im using it the whole night. So trina became block number 2. Well they make a comprimise. They suggest me and bryan(my brothers roommate) to meet us up there and ill get a BJ prolly more though. So we decide to head out. well half way is about an hour and half for us. so we are on our way. weve been on the road for about 30 min now and all of a sudden bryans car breaks down. His tranny blew a seal. So we had to call up a tow truck. So now im at home unforutnaly and well i have blue balls...
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RE: MOM is a C*ck Block
Dang! That's some bad luck right there.[:@]
I guess you better get some hand lotion, tissues, and a bag of Cheetos! LOL:D |
RE: MOM is a C*ck Block
Or a midget stripper. Maybe it was a good thing i dint bang her cuz hell i might end up with some nasty disease
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Midget stripper of pwi!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Colts won. That was a nasty game. [:@] |
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im not a midget stripper. i would bang one though. LOL just to say i did a midget. Hell ya that game was awesome. did you see that awesome catch in the endzone by harrison. it was in the 3rd quarter.
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HAHAHA! We must remember that signature for future reference!
'Midget stripper of PWI' |
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Ya, we def need to remember that!
That Harrison catch was awesome. Two hands fully extended dragging the feet. Nice! |
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How about them lions told ya i never give up on them evne though i should LOL kick the crap out of the overated mike vick
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Lions are still playing football? lol
At least the Cowboys lost. Won 5 bucks right there! |
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did your 9ers lose
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oh damn i just saw a guy on tv hit a jump on a 4 wheeler and he flipped over the handle bars and the 4 wheeler landed on him and rolled off of him. the assclown made it out with only a broken jaw
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^ lol
Probably.... I was afraid to look. :D what you watching? |
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whacked out sports. not sure what channel it is on . now a guy on a bicyle is gonna jump a big ass ramp and try and land onto a roof. well he just missed it LOL just the front tire made it lol
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RE: MOM is a C*ck Block
How drunk was he? lol
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i also saw some hot looking models bowling in skimping lil shorts it was nice too bad they blocked it out when she bent over LOL
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Where they midget bowlers??? LMAO!! lol lol
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No unfortuanlly. but what my step dad recommended on my grad night from highschool was. wear nothing under your gown hire a midget to suck ya off while your cross the stage and flash everyone. LOL
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I don't even know what to say to that....lol
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wow.....
that's about all i can say...and that's not an ooo ahhhh wow...that's like a WTF wow... |
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and pang just to let you know becareful on what you say on the forum.. cuz once you hit pwi your title will be ummm lets put it this way any dirt they can find on you. for me its gonna have something with the words reach around, midget stripper, and cheetos
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ORIGINAL: firstninjabike No unfortuanlly. but what my step dad recommended on my grad night from highschool was. wear nothing under your gown hire a midget to suck ya off while your cross the stage and flash everyone. LOL |
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i had a friend in school who was obsessed with midgets, he turned out to be a screw ball lol
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ORIGINAL: walight01 i had a friend in school who was obsessed with midgets, he turned out to be a screw ball lol honestly i have yet to look at midget porn. or see a midget stripper.. But i have delivered a pizza to a midget and she tips pretty good |
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ORIGINAL: firstninjabike ORIGINAL: walight01 i had a friend in school who was obsessed with midgets, he turned out to be a screw ball lol honestly i have yet to look at midget porn. or see a midget stripper.. But i have delivered a pizza to a midget and she tips pretty good next BR will say he doesn't like cheeto's |
RE: MOM is a C*ck Block
ORIGINAL: firstninjabike and pang just to let you know becareful on what you say on the forum.. cuz once you hit pwi your title will be ummm lets put it this way any dirt they can find on you. for me its gonna have something with the words reach around, midget stripper, and cheetos I have a bit to go before PWI..I'm not too worried....yet |
RE: MOM is a C*ck Block
ask BR the next time hes on about cheeto's
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