Paging Worlok....please pick up the white courtesy phone.

where are you buddy?

 

Nothing?

 

"Hello....McFly!!!"

 

ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh what the frack are you doing deej? it's so peacefull around here!

 

Hello you crazy guys and gals out there in radio ***** land! I coming at you with 200,000 watts of continuous bull chit for your listening pleasure.
So if you have a question about you measly freakin insignificant life, love problems, or just whatever, just ask ole Worlok! No question will go unanswered! Just post a question to the all knowing all seeing Worlok, the voice of the internet

 

Okay so now, in answer to your question of where have I been, this is it.

Well I was out one night and stopped at a Harley bar. There were 4 Harley dudes and their women sitting at a table near by where I was sitting.
They spotted my helmet, and figured that I wasn't riding a Harley with a helmet like that. So then they proceded to bad mouth sportsbikes, and how sportsbike riders was a bunch of puzzy's.
So I said, look ***** phuka, we can either race or fight, take your choice, and the winner get's the women. ( their women were pretty hot for a change ).
Well in their ultimate stupidity, they wanted to race. So I saddled up on the 14 and ran each one through the quarter mile, and pretty much raped all of their bikes. I never really had to thrash the 14 to out run them, just a spirited throttling ate their lunch!
So then I whooped all their azzes and banged all their women!
And I have been doing their women every night since I was on here last because their women now love sportbike riders. 4 women and 1 Worlok = WIN. Now I'm bangin 6 women and smell like tuna 24 / 7

 

So then I took a trip to Juarez Mexico. Got drunk as hell and went to a Hoe house, and then got drunker. So I finally found 4 hookers that were pretty hot and took them to the back room. I banged them until they all started screaming terminada porfavor, ( please stop ), but I wasn't ready and kept going. Well the old Pimp dude got a little pissed and tried to throw me out until I payed them more money. So while we were on round 2, one of the hookers tried to steal my wallet. Luckily I caught her, and then I threw her *** out of the room which pissed off the old Pimp dude again. He then went and got this huge Mexican bouncer who was going to throw me out after I had already payed twice......WTF!
So by then I was going into lunatic mode and just beat the living hell out of the bouncer and the Pimp dude! Well then came the Federaly's, and I had to whoop all of their asses too.
I barely made it back over the bridge to El Paso when the Mexican swat team showed up but fortunately I was already out of their jurishdiction.
Wow, what a night!

 

Then I went to Venezuela, and visited Judibana estado Falcon. It is where I did a project back in 96 and I still have some good friends there. We decided to go to a place known as La Concha, the most amazing hoe house I have ever seen. It is like a 1800's saloon, which has about 150 super hot young hookers.
Well remember Juarez, almost the same thing went down there but there is only one way out of La Conch which is a peninsula surrounded by the Carribean sea. So the only way I could escape was to swim out on the north side. Luckily Aruba is only 90 miles north so that's where I ended up.
Damn what a night

 

So there I was in Aruba.........what the hell! But as luck would have it, there was a Casino and hoe house in Aruba too, what some luck man! I have always been lucky like that!
So I started gambling and winning money like there was no tomorrow. In fact, I won so much money that I bought the local hoe house which is now known as Worloks Chicken Farm!
So now I am a pimp, and always do my own quality control for all new girls, as well as performance testing on all my regualar girls. And since I treat them all like lady's, they treat me like a King. So I am now known as King Worlok Pimp dude of Aruba!
Damn what a life

 

Well my Brothers, I have to go now, but I have more story's that i know you are dying to hear. So I'll try to come back tomorrow and get you caught up on what has been going on.
Did I ever tell you about the 3 Harley dudes in North Carolina that was bangin my girlfriend and got their Harleys thrown in the lake?
Well that may be the next story And Deej, my Worlok senses were on fire when you posted this thread so I knew that you and Doggy was getting worried about me, and missing me terribly. I have missed you both my Brothers but as you can tell, I have been busy as a one armed paper hanger. And it is so good to be back in my home here in Ohio, and back on the forum. Beleive it or not, it's hard to ***** on the internet when your runnin a ***** house........does that make sense? I have so many stories to tell you guys as this is just the tip of the iceburg. Oh, that reminds me about the time I went to Greenland! Dont let me forget to tell you about that trip............hooooowah!

Worlok signing off!