Where did she go?
#12
06-06-2007, 05:45 PM
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Washington
Posts: 21,060
RE: Where did she go?
Lloyd Christmas: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me...ending up together?
Mary Swanson: Not good.
Lloyd Christmas: You mean not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary Swanson: I'd say more like one in a million.
[a long sad pause[/i]]
Lloyd Christmas: So you're telling me there's a chance? Yeah! I read ya.
Or how about this one.
Harry: So you got fired today?
Lloyd: Yeah, they always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident.
Harry: I lost my job today too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: Oh, none taken. But you know the thing that burns me though? I spent my entire life savings changing my van into a dog.
Lloyd: It's alright, Har. Chicks love it. It's a *******' wagon.
And finally.
Harry: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd Christmas: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.
Mary Swanson: Not good.
Lloyd Christmas: You mean not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary Swanson: I'd say more like one in a million.
[a long sad pause[/i]]
Lloyd Christmas: So you're telling me there's a chance? Yeah! I read ya.
Or how about this one.
Harry: So you got fired today?
Lloyd: Yeah, they always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident.
Harry: I lost my job today too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: Oh, none taken. But you know the thing that burns me though? I spent my entire life savings changing my van into a dog.
Lloyd: It's alright, Har. Chicks love it. It's a *******' wagon.
And finally.
Harry: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd Christmas: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.
#14
06-06-2007, 08:14 PM
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Greenville, SC
Posts: 6,482
RE: Where did she go?
THEY KILLED PETIE. LOL OH i talk to that girl everyone once ina while on Aim. shes still around but not much on KF . ill tell her to stop by cuz we are wondering about her
#16
06-06-2007, 09:18 PM
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Washington
Posts: 21,060
RE: Where did she go?
Did anyone ever realize that if Lloyd and Mary would have gotten married she would be Mary Christmas? I actually know a guy who's last name is Knoff and he married a woman named Poppy, but what if her name would have been Jacky? I'm just saying.[8D] True story, I swear I don't make this stuff up.
#17
06-07-2007, 04:17 AM
RE: Where did she go?
ORIGINAL: deej
Hey remember that funny girl that had the picture of herself and was so excited about getting her first bike, and now she just seemed to disappear. I hope everything is ok, she said something about finals at school.
Hey remember that funny girl that had the picture of herself and was so excited about getting her first bike, and now she just seemed to disappear. I hope everything is ok, she said something about finals at school.
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#19
06-08-2007, 02:58 AM
RE: Where did she go?
hey guys-- I'm still here!! I'm sorry--my stupid roommate decided not to pay the cable bill so I have been internetless for the past couple of weeks. All is well with me though! A girl I work with has the same bike as me so we've been out riding together a lot... getting a lot of stares cause we're hot chicks on bikes. haha. Its so funny-- we both have pink helmets and pink jackets so we definitely catch some stares.
But yeah, I start working full time for the summer on Monday, so I'm going to be super busy.. but I promise I'll be on here at least more than i was before!!!
What's new with everybody?
But yeah, I start working full time for the summer on Monday, so I'm going to be super busy.. but I promise I'll be on here at least more than i was before!!! What's new with everybody?