yeah i got it. how many more till i can join the cool kids? hahaha

 

Welcome to the Island you ole *****. Now dry off, get me a beer, and fix my bike!

 

i would say u got a lot of swimming to do

 

lol you don't get a say in it you can ask the guys in the off topic section to make you a sig bar for ya unless you know how.

 

It is not easy to become a ***** my son. It takes thousands of posts, in order to get to the first step. If you **** off the ***** gods of this forum, you will be banned and must start all over again.
One special right of passage involves getting your *** kicked unmercifully by the Worlok. The second right of passage requires that you wear a pink tootoo, and go to the local cop shop and do the chicken dance in the main lobby. Then you must steal 13 doughnuts and escape without getting arrested. You must also scream, I'm a gay monkey boy throughout this important process.
So you see, being a ***** is not just a walk in the park. There are many more complex steps for you to accomplish that I have not told you about, as the above is only the beginning.
Whoredom is like joining the Mafia, it is a lifetime commitment.

 

Maybe this would be appropriate?

 

here ya go jeff.

 

See what you think. Your call.

 

haha nice

 

lol nice!