we can help you brothas and sistas.....
ORIGINAL: zzrick
Those are pretty good rock, you have wwwwaaayyy too much time on your hands
ORIGINAL: bryantjt
IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!
ORIGINAL: rocketrotary
If he's afraid to ride it the way it is meant to be ridden due to a bad experience in the past, he suffers from TGS.
Here's the best I can come up with.
bryantjt: The Frankenstein ***** of PWI
Tremor: The Shell Shocked Shook Up Paradise ***** of PWI
MaverikAus: The Down Under Wingman of PWI
If he's afraid to ride it the way it is meant to be ridden due to a bad experience in the past, he suffers from TGS.
Here's the best I can come up with.
bryantjt: The Frankenstein ***** of PWI
Tremor: The Shell Shocked Shook Up Paradise ***** of PWI
MaverikAus: The Down Under Wingman of PWI


A few variations:
BryantJT : "The It's Alive Frankensein ***** of P.W.I."
MaverickAus : "The Down Under Goosing Wingman of P.W.I."
, my personal favorite 
Tremor38 : "The Shell Shocked Go Go Godzilla ***** of P.W.I." - just to mix things up a bit.

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