Wish granted but when you get back to the states, all of the women went back over there.

I wish to bang Angelina and not have an erectile disfunction or any other problems that would otherwise hamper the effort.

 

[sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=icon_rofl.gif]zomg's, that was great

granted, but she was so loose it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

i wish my mom wouldnt complain so much about me getting a bike[:@]

 

Wish Granted! Your mom comes to you and tells you shedoesn't carethat you have a bike and then continues to tell you that your a freak of nature and cares nothing of what you do and then you cry.


I wish I rode my bike to work today instead of driving my car.

 

wish granted but it rains in the afternoon.

wish for a good lunch because i missed breakfast this morning

 

Wish Granted! You have a great lunch however your stuck in the bathroom for the rest of the day with the ****z from lunch!



I wish my BF would buy me the sapphire and diamond ring I want.

 

Granted, but then you find out it was his old girlfriend's ring.

I wish I could be in the cast of Lost so I could be closer to Kate.

 

Ouch thats tuff luv Deej!!! Wish granted! But...you get real close to Kate and find out she's really a he~she and has a set of frank and beans too! So unless your really freaky you move to the other side of the island for the sake of your sanity.


I wish my jeans weren't so tight today!

 

Granted..........then you ask your boyfriend if those jeans make you look fat, and he says "its not the jeans" and since he's already in trouble he tells you that the ring he gave you that was his previous girlfriend's ring is in fact a cubic zirconia.

I wish Kentucky Fried Chicken grew on trees

 

granted but then bees become carnivorous and threaten the human population

i wish I could work from home, make enough money for my wife to be a stay at home mom, have a good long marriage with healthy happy kids, and not have to do anything freaky to get it all.

 

Wait a minute you want to work from home and be with your wife 27-7? Be careful what you wish for.[8D]