Ha Ha, good one EMS!

 

Twilight sounds like a gay pride version of queen of the damned. hehe


But on the real though ... the traditional vampires were homosexual.

 

My view on vampires will never be the same! I didn't know they were homo's?

 

Yep yep. Check out queen of the damned and other vampire movies.

 

You guys realize that they are not real right? lol....your talking about them like there were/are real. In movies they may have been gay... but not really....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire

 

So Vamps aren't real?

 

Well damn ...Soooooo that wasn't a vamp that bit me on the neck the other night???????

On the real though Dracula was a real person. He was King of Romania and fled to Transylvania after his castle in Romania was attacked.

He had a fetish for impaling things. He would impale things and watch them die slowly. He even had his bedroom above the pit where he impaled people so he could hear the moaning and suffering the people were doing while they were dying. He is a sick creature.. check him out.

History channel did a biography on him. You should check it out next time it comes on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_III_the_Impaler

 

My great grand parents are from Transylvania, and the others are from the black forest, and a great unlce on Hitlers SS police... yea, im 100% german.

The Black Forest region is blessed with a particularly rich mythological landscape. It is said to be haunted by werewolves, sorcerers, witches and the devil in differing guises. Helpful dwarves try to balance the scales.

 

Well that is neato!

In my family we have an uncle who is a child molester who happens to be a police officer and pay his dues to be in an indian tribe to smoke peyote legally. I have a bipolar aunt who is a career prostitute who is about the size of your sofa. My grandfather is a career alcoholic and drug addict .. pushing 90 years old! <-- he is proof that you don't die from drugs and alcohol hehe.