Skinny Dipping & Old Men

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for
swimming, so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, to look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw that it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

Well, he made the women aware of his presence and they all went to
the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.

" Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator"

Moral: Some old men can still think fast...

 

Haha that just made my weekend.

 

hahaha classic! Sending that one to my dad!

 

Good one!

 

hahaha, I like that story

 

HA! Could actually see that happening.

 

haha

 

lol that was good. Do you ever go skinny dipping Kathy? And if so where? It was just a matter of time before someone asked.

 

There's no water in the desert!

 

ever heard of a pool?