You shouldn't have ordered fries with that shake.

Those jeans make your ass look big!

My bike makes your ass look big!

this just almost happened. then i thought of this thread.
how many bowls of cereal are you gonna have?

Looking at her mom and you say.."So at what point are you gonna look like that? And a follow up if your still standing, so this change is it gradual?....or BOOM! Overnight? :D

I've survived the "you're acting just like you mom" a few times, hopefully I learned to keep my inside voice from coming out.:p

When she is on top, do not yawn! You will not like the response!

or when you are on top, grab ahold real tight, and tell her " wow your sister is way better in bed than you are" .....and see how long you can hang on for. lol

my girl only has a 12yo brother.. ya think it'd still work???:D:D:D:D

Then you tell her "Your best friend was way better in bed"

Buaahahahah, you guys are funny!