Tattoed or not tattoed???
ORIGINAL: WAX
I'm completely sleeved...arms, legs, chest, etc. I just have one big tatoo that covers most of my body. AHH!!! My active punk rock days!!!!
I'm completely sleeved...arms, legs, chest, etc. I just have one big tatoo that covers most of my body. AHH!!! My active punk rock days!!!!
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred
bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital .
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred
bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital .
ORIGINAL: lemac
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred
bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital .
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred
bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital .
ha ha ha ha ha.... Dam man. I needed that!!! lol lol
In high school (1990 graduate...now you can age me), it was required to have a senior motto. So I came up with "I'm not totally worthless, I can always serve as a bad example. I got a lot of **** from the counselor and principal. After the dust settled, the school could not find any rule or regulation that restricted my motto, except to say it was in bad taste. So there you have it...my high school motto. I still live by those words today!!! Against the grain!!!
NOPE!!!! Oh, except when you want to purchase a bike from the dealership. I guess the more tats you have the less money you have to buy a bike. Not one salesperson talked to me when I went in to buy my bike. I eventually bought my bike from a private party.


