I think this is the comedian that died recently.

"Go into a gun shop, buy a gun and a sh*t load of ammunition. Then ask the guy if he sells ski masks"

"Go to a baseball game and instead of a glove, take a bat! See a foul ball, do them a favor and hit it back"

"Go to a gift shop and ask them for your gift"

"Go to a tiny little shop and walk in and scream ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAYYYY? and then if they say yes, walk away and let them figure out what just happened"

 

HAHAHAHAH carlin!!!! yeah, thats the one.. he's been my fav since 3rd grade. funny as all hell. its a shame that he died but its not like it wasnt bound to happen... how old was he?? 102, 103...?

 

haha.. dammm.. he wasn't THAT old..


here..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1uaw3WIOlc

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