Hey Deej, did you give birth to that pet rock at home, or in the hospital?

 

At home. Releasing the pet rock didn't hurt, but keeping it caged up was not the best of times for sure.

 

Ouch. I just went and drank a litre of water. I don't want any of those things. A bloke at work had the same thing a few weeks ago, he went to the hospital and they stuck a catheter up there, he said the pain was like nothing else he had ever felt.