Bike Hoes Beware....We Are Onto You!!!!!

1.If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride.

2. If your gonna go for a ride go on with the niceest bike hes the one who is least likley to crash and kill you.If he has a nice bke hes prob. been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all gonna laugh at you.Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH!

3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up.

4. If your FAT! save yourself some embaressment and us the agrivation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz YOUR FAT BIOTCH!!!! we can only be sooo nice. Use your head.

5.If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsability to get someone to take her.

6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! we have to go first no one else knows how to get where we are going (Right guys )

7. Showing your ***** will get you selected first for a bike ride.

8.STOP!!!!! f@#$ing bashing your helmet into the back of my 600 dollar helmet thank you.

9. Move back and stick your *** out your squishing my nuts.

10 Stop scratching my tank with your J-Lo ring set

11. Yes it is too possible to jerk me off while im driving my bike (Note: This will also ensure you another bike ride anytime)

12. It is customary to pay for motorcycle rides with oral s*x.

NOTE: If your skills arent up to par it is def. ok to have a girlfriend of yours assist you. Team work is what its all about.)

13. We know when a girls like the bike and not us if everytime we call its always the same chit can we go on the bike.....NO!!!!..... its fricking December bitch.

14. Dont lean this bike has one driver and it me so sit there and relax.

15. No your not gonna "GO FLYING RIGHT OFF" (Unless you **** me off then its a possibility)

16. Yes im gonna go fast stop being a puzzy.

17. yes i just adjusted my mirrors to see your *****.

 

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i like #16. its more than true... the first time i took mandy out in the bird she almost had a heart attack when i opened it up... i told her to wait til i get my 10r

 

Team Select Few handed out stickers last year - I have one somewhere...

Rules for riding on this motorcycle:
1: You must perform sexual favors on demand
2: If you don't like rule #1, get the f@ck off my motorcycle!

 

That's awesome!

 

Another one to add!

#18. If your boyfriend owns the bike and you are riding bitch then the bike is not yours so do not refer to the bike as being yours bitch!