While the movie quotes thread is fun - what about those of us who don't know a lot of current movie quotes?

So this one is for people who have/know random quotes - preferably from tv or movies. BUT - you must cite where they come from!

I'll start:

"The girl gives me enough wood to build a boat. A *really* nice boat." - Paramedic Carlos Nieto, 3rd Watch

 

can i just put down the whole "pulp fiction" movie in this one?
"WHAT!? What ain't no country I eva heard of... They speak english in "What"

"WaaWhat?"

"ENGLISH muthaf'cka, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

.....i could go on and on and on..

 

"Horsepower sells cars, Torque wins races" -Carroll shelby

 

+1

 

Drive Fast, Take Risks, Seatbelts are for losers- PJ Kenney

 

so hopfully I'm not the only one, (but I'm in the military- so I'm not afaid to look stupid once in-awhile)
who is PJ Kenny? do I know him by some other name?

 

"Son the Russians don't take a dump without a plan" (Hunt for Red October) By Fred Thompson

Whoops wrong thread, I didn't realize there was another one just for movies.

 

"It may be short but it sure is skinny" Danny Grice (a friend of mine)

 

"Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

 

The slowest component of most motorcycles is the rider. - P. Bonner