you damn right.. youre welcome

 

My dad "never let a woman sit on your face if you cant throw her off"

 

haa haaaaaaaaa crap haaaaa haaaa

 

'you know you are broke when you have to jack off your dog to feed your cat'. (author Unknown)



haha...sorry people, humor isnt always pretty!

 

it aint easy being cheesey~chester cheetah

 

when ya gotta go...ya gotta go - unknown but VERY WISE!

 

"And that my leige is how we know the Earth to be bananna shaped."
"This new learning amazes me Sir Bedivere, Tell me again how sheeps bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

"Fetch me a woman. Have her scrubbed and brought to my tent!" - Ghengis Khan

 

Apparently Ghengis didn't want a skanky smellin ho in his tent!

 

"How can you kill women and children?"
"Thats easy, just dont lead 'em as much"

Full Metal Jacket