Have you guys heard of the newly designed super secret sportbike that Kawasaki is producing. It is made of nearly 70% high strenth carbon fiber, 30% titanium. It weighs in at 200 pounds and has a computor controlled nitrous fed supercharger. The engine management system aplies the nitrous rate only at steady rpms in the upper range of the Tach in order to prevent spinout and wheelies at hyper velocity speeds. At 9500 RPM's, the engine produces actual rear wheel horsepower of 350 plus, and can be boosted easily to over 400HP.
A special pointed aerodynamic helmet comes standard equipment with the bike. As this machine will reach terminalspeeds of 286 miles per hour in a mere 11 seconds, the helmet literally lets you keep your head during the afterburner like acceleration.
It comes in two colors, candy snot green, or baby poop candyyellow. The color really doesnt matter due to the rocket like speed of this awesome creation.
This bike will be sold only to professional drag race organizations, and myself, the Rocketman. There is a new predator in town and it is known as the

 

Too many episodes of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rocketman???

 

zzzzzzzap

 

Dragone,

It is called a huge uncontrollable imagination, but who couldn't like the ninja turtles! After all they are ninjas, gotta love the name.

Rocketman

 

lol i used to watch them.

 

That was back in the day; which, by the way, was a Wednesday. A little trivia knowledge for you... whenever you refer to "back in the day" it was a Wednesday.

 

ok then[X(]

 

I think we need KawiKathy to perform the first test run of the Kawabunga ZZRR1900, if she doesn't want to, then I will do it.

 

Dane Cook.....Have you seen the new DVD it is pretty funny

 

psh, forget ya both. im doin it