Pranking the wife....
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That vid reminds me of something I did one time. I had a girl living with me and every night, she would wake me up thinking somebody was in the house due to trees and bushes that would make noises when the wind would blow.
Well, I got tired of that pretty quick, needless to say. So one night she woke me up all freaked saying that a burglar is in the house. I got my gun with blanks already loaded, went into the living room, and shot twice. Then I started beating on my chest, screaming, and knocking furnuiture around.
Soon I heard the back door slam. She took off through the woods in the dark and I thought I would never catch her. I was totally exhausted by the time I ran her down and it took about about a mile of furious running to just get close enough for her to hear me screaming to stop, there's no burglar!
She came close to breaking up with me over that one, but she never woke me up again unless it was a booty call.
Well, I got tired of that pretty quick, needless to say. So one night she woke me up all freaked saying that a burglar is in the house. I got my gun with blanks already loaded, went into the living room, and shot twice. Then I started beating on my chest, screaming, and knocking furnuiture around.
Soon I heard the back door slam. She took off through the woods in the dark and I thought I would never catch her. I was totally exhausted by the time I ran her down and it took about about a mile of furious running to just get close enough for her to hear me screaming to stop, there's no burglar!
She came close to breaking up with me over that one, but she never woke me up again unless it was a booty call.
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