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Old 10-23-2008, 05:47 PM
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Remember back in the day when we would tell each other some "yo mamma" jokes? Well its back! I'll go first!


Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund!
 
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Old 10-24-2008, 03:26 AM
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Yo mama so fat (what? how fat is she?) you mama is so big and fat that she could get busy with 22 burritos when times get tough - I seen her in the back of Taco Bell in handcuffs!

Yo mama so fat that when she got lost as a child they had to put her on all 4 sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama so fat that when she does the laundry, she has to lay her clothes out on the driveway so she can iron them and ****.

Yo mama got a glass eye with a fish in it!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so skinny when she turn to the left - they lost her on the radar.

Yo mama so nasty she only got 3 teeth. The first two are in her mouth, and that third one she keep in her pocket.

Yo mama's knuckles drag down on the ground when she walk, spit come out that bitch's mouth when she talk.

Yo mama's got the wings and the teeth of an African Bat.

Yo mama held up an ice cream truck with a slingshot.

You said your moms was pretty and young but she old as dirt and got hair on her tongue!

Yo mama was walkin down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back.

Yo mama, yo mama, yo mama.
 
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Old 10-24-2008, 03:36 AM
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wow...
 
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Old 10-24-2008, 09:35 AM
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Yo momma is so skinney, that when she got a yeast infection, we call her a quarter pounder with cheese.
 
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Old 10-24-2008, 12:19 PM
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Yo mama so fat, when she wear a red shirt people yell KOOL AID!!!
 
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Originally Posted by srobak
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.

thats hilarious.....
 
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Old 10-24-2008, 01:49 PM
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yo mamas so fat that when she has to change her purse in her hands she has to throw it. lol
 
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Yo moma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ***.
 
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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
 
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Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
 


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