A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

He never heard the shot..

 

HAHAHAH! oh god. i can just pitcure my dad saying that (minus the naked fat old lady part[:'(])

 

lol, that's a good one!

 

i was hoping for somthing else labeled "nude" from KK

 

thats a good one, i think eveyone that clicked this thread was thinking what EMS_0525 was thinking lol.

 

yeah, pretty much[8D]

 

I wasn't...ok ...I'm lying and very dissapointed

 

That's hi-larious! How do you tell your girl she put ona few pounds over the winterwithout getting whacked? ah...umm...just curious.

 

Ok....we're waitin for thepuchline...are you still with us ... .lol .....what was it ya wanted on your obituary.

 

Damnit you had my hopes up KK.