Nude
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Nude
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
He never heard the shot..
He never heard the shot..
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RE: Nude
ORIGINAL: OMalley912
That's hi-larious! How do you tell your girl she put ona few pounds over the winterwithout getting whacked? ah...umm...just curious.
That's hi-larious! How do you tell your girl she put ona few pounds over the winterwithout getting whacked? ah...umm...just curious.