what the old man said

 

old bastard does fit, but if that's the best that you can do, you better put "crabby" in front of it

 

How about, Holy moley oldrollypoley ***** of PWI.

Rocketman

 

Or:

Old ancient molded mole of PWI!

Rocketman

 

Don't know much about hokie, but vfrpilot has all the cool toys and a warehouse for a "garage" with white epoxy floors you could eat off of, which looks like a place where I'd want to actually live, let alone work on my many bikes, dune buggy, truck, etc, etc. Maybe he should be the "Dirt Fleet Commander of PWI" or something?

A few samples I dug up:

 

I would like to point out that srobak does not have a name either.

and he totally has that police man attitude (name hint), not that there is anythign wrong with him i am just saying it shows.

 

Sro has a name...he just doesnt display it

 

I'm givin er all I got! Usually at work is when I do my best whoring! Too busy this job....I'll get there though.

 

you'll make it there buddy

 

today's a fairly productive whoring day