Oh I don't mind, and prefer it to Mark's snake stories! I swear everytime I go riding with him we run into them - he's like a snake magnet!

 

Made me think of caddyshack when chey chase gets shot with the poison dart.

 

Awww, come on there's gotta' be more deserving of that than DEEJ. How about sending itgift-wrapped to the person who snapped the front half of my front fender off my bike. THEY'LL JUST LOVE IT TO DEATH, I'M SURE!!!!

 

Or how 'bout the person who pried the trunk of my car open so that now it leaks water into it all the time. Or the person who broke the windshield of my car. THEY'D BE JUST TICKLED TO DEATH TO SLEEP WITH THAT IN THEIR BED AND IT WOULD BE SUCH A FITTING PRESENT. BEING SO SIMILAR IN NATURE, THEY'D BE PERFECT PALS!!!!

 

Lucky for you KC I'm around, who knows you might get bit in the *** and...

 

I f'in hate snakes...everything about them. I hated the copperheads at Fort Campbell the most I think..man I hate them...can't stress hate enough[:'(][:'(][:'(] That chit would really freak me out man.

 

Actually after 17 years of this **** I can come up with a long list of people who'd deserve that snake a lot more than DEEJ. Let's start with the idiot who smashed the front door of my apartment down while I was at workbecause needed my girlfriend's VCR so badly. That's when this started when the idiot didn't know how to open the door and smashed it down. DUMBER THAN A BOX OF ROCKS I GUESS!!!!

 

Sounds like you just need to move out of New Jersey Dude!

 

Get out of the ghetto j_chris...

 

My apologies, I didn't realize that was an obscene word. Is it acceptable if I use the French word for it ? Fine, I guess not. I'll go wash my mouth out with soap and not refer to that particularproduct of anatural human bodily function again. Everybody does it so its really a shame we can't mention it. Seriously, I'll refrainfrom its use from nowon.