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Old Jun 30, 2009 | 10:14 PM
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lmao!...guess i'll be there with ya!
 
Old Jun 30, 2009 | 11:17 PM
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no he is going to hell.
Originally Posted by deej
What did Michael Jackson and JC Penney have in common? They both have little boys pants half off. I'm going to hell now.
 
Old Jul 1, 2009 | 01:37 AM
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I wonder if they even needed to imbalm his ugly ***? He's probably too plastic to rot!
I think I'm going to go to hell just so I can kick his ugly ***!
 
Old Jul 1, 2009 | 05:06 PM
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why does michael jackson like twenty-eight year olds?


because there is twenty of them.
 
Old Jul 2, 2009 | 12:38 AM
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Q: What has 18 ***** and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
 
Old Jul 2, 2009 | 01:05 AM
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He probably saw a 10 yr old naked and had a heart attack or something.
 
Old Jul 2, 2009 | 01:07 AM
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He probably sucked his brains out on a Vienna sausage
 
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