not to pricey

 

"she turned me into a newt!"

"a newt?"

"well, i got betta"

 

im lost

 

go rent montey python's quest for the holy grail

 

BN it all quotes from the "Monty Phytons the ques for the holy grail"

on that note:

Your Father Is a Hamster and Your Mother Smells of Elderberries. Now, go away before I taunt you for a second time!

 

Not much meat on my Victtor, he'ssmaller than the lid on a bowl of country crock butter, but sometimes he stretches out pretty good on his log under his heat lamp. Looks funny when he is totally relaxed cause he digs his claws in, stretches his neck out real far and speads his legs out like he is justchillin'.

 

"you will cut down this tree with!!!!! A Haring!!!!"

 

What is going on here?

 

"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!"

 

oh just torturing small animals