lol, good week
#1
lol, good week
haha, so yesterday. i unknowingly caused an epic story. so me, emily (girlfriend) nick, (half adopoted friend brother) and shawn (other best friend) were over my house. and my dad comes up and tells me hes leaving to go to the movies with my lil bro. my mom was at work so i now have at least 2hrs of an empty house. nick and shawn instantly grabbed some eh, "herbs" and suggested we go clambake the firebird (daily activity) i didnt feel like it and neither did emily, nick and shawn disappear and me and em go into the kitchen for food. i slide my hand up her dress and the next thing we know were goin at it. half an hour later werer getting dressed and we notice shawn and nick coming back up the driveway, nick attempting to dance. failing. i go out for a butt and em was busy trying to find her thong. im sitting on the porch as nick walked in. shawn stopped to ask for a butt. then in the background i hear nick sak himself " whhat the ****kk???" i look at shawn smile a bit and take a drag. shawn, now curious walks in and does the exact same thing as nick did. now im wondering whats up. so i go in and see that they noticed the kitchen table up against the wall, 2 chairs knocked over and tyhe other 4 scattered throughout the room, the sofa on the seat part and half reclined, 2 cabinet doors broken and the cutting board split in two. em looks at them and says "hahahaha yeahhhhhh, i like it rough... like, real rough. and nick made a face that made me laugh so damn hard i almost inhaled my newp"
and id like to tell ya what happened on 4/20, but all i can remember is getting out of the car, making a ton of food, then three hours later waking up naked on my floor next to several smashed poptarts
lol, ****in epic
and id like to tell ya what happened on 4/20, but all i can remember is getting out of the car, making a ton of food, then three hours later waking up naked on my floor next to several smashed poptarts
lol, ****in epic
#4
Well at least you didn't get thrown in jail, and I wont have to come down there and kick your ***...........LOL
But after reading the story, what to f*ck happened? Did you and Em trash the kitchen getting booty, or was it trashed earlier. And do you use tin foil to clam bake a firebird, or just roast it over an open flame?
But after reading the story, what to f*ck happened? Did you and Em trash the kitchen getting booty, or was it trashed earlier. And do you use tin foil to clam bake a firebird, or just roast it over an open flame?