dude. russian is the most badass language ever. that and german... everything sounds voilent. i would take the time to learn it, but i know ill regret it once i do because i'll be able to understand everyone and it wont sound kickass anymore[8D]

 

Ultimately, I would like to be stationed at the American Embassy in either Moscow or St. Petersburg. In Russia, the average salary is $100 a month. That means that with what I get paid, my family and I could live like FAT RATS!

 

$100 a month eh? but what can you buy there?? with an economy like that their chit cant be to premo...

 

That's not the real issue. The real issue is that I hate cold, and I despise snow.

 

 

What a rare opportunity. We are lucky enough to spot the illusive North American Green Mole. How exciting it is to see this majestic creature in its natural habitat. A land based mammel that enjoys occasionally frolicking in the water, lets watch this specimen at play.

 

 

I do not look like joe dirt lol

 

You mean, white trash is so imbedded in your DNA that your facial hair naturally grows in all white-trashy like that?"

 

Good thing Mother Russia never gets any of that.

Hahahha...

You do know that Moscow is smack in the middle of Siberia, right?