I keep thinking about that weirdo I ran into the coffee shop the other day and how he could be good friends with this dude. I dont know why this is so funny but it just cracks my azz up!

Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with ****es and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.

Burrimond said Vasquez was arrested after deputies found a wallet containing his ID at the ransacked house just east of Fresno.

The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying (s p i c e s) to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.

 

What's ****es ? Can't find a dirty word that ends in 'es'. Is it supposed to be feces?

 

i ws wondering thesame thing, dam filters.

 

t e s t e s ? testes

 

nope !

 

The word was (s p i c e s!) You just have to wonder what this guy was thinking, was he going to eat them? I guess that is some kind of dirty word although I am not familiar with s p i c e s used in that context..........WTF Over!

 

wonder if it was a Johnson ville sausage, lol

 

Prolly the only Johnsonville that dog will ever get!

 

haha ewww

 

nope, sp ic (no space) is the same as wet-back or border hopper. it sees that and erases it cus its an overactive super nanny type filter.