Simple Home remedies:

1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of hot boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will be gone very soon.

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables when you chop.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut an artery and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your circulatory system and remember to use a timer.

4. Avoid arguments with the female about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.

6. Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

7. You only need two tools in life, WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesnt move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldnt move but does, use the duct tape.

8. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

9. A mousetrap on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

Thought for the day, some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Regards........Worlok14

 

hahahahahaha i love it. and the slinkey thing has been my myspace headlind for like 5 months now[8D]

 

Pretty good stuff worlok, where have you been lately man?

 

ZZRick,

The project that I am on is two months behind, tha design is late and what we do have has lot's of errors so my job has been killing me. Hopefully in another 1 1/2 months, I can resume my crazy lifestyle and create more true stories to tell you guys. ( or maybe some BS ones too )
How are you doing Dude, have you done any arctic riding yet? I may be off for a month so if i do, I may ride over and look you up since you are real close to Indy.

Take care Bro...........Worlok14

 

aaahahaha

 

hahhaha, makes sense!