ORIGINAL: rocketman

Squidkid,

Did I tell you that Hoedogg and Srobak sucks the tailpipe of their motorcycles to get them started. We need to get a picture of that! However that talent would be good if your battery died suddenly.

Rocketman

ORIGINAL: srobak

The only person you are starting a fight with is yourself. If you think anything of my past posts at you was in "fighting", you are sorely mistaken. Me stating facts and calling you out on your bs is not "fighting". Me doing the online version of pointing at you and laughing is not "fighting".

Now... that being said...

Your mama's so fat she has to lay her clothes out in the driveway so she can iron them and ****.

Your mama's so fat that she shows up on the doppler radar.


Your mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Your mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, when times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact (what?) Your mama smokes crack (what?)
She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk


Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that:

Your mama got a glass eye with the fish in it
Your mama, Your mama, Your mama

Your mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
Your mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies

On a cliff butt naked, tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Your mama got the wooden legs with real feet
Your mama, Your mama, Your mama

Well, I was thinkin about your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said Your moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Your moms, Your moms, she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
She's got the wings and teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Your mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3X)
Your mama, Your mama, Your mama

Awwwwwwww, Your mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
With the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Your mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3X)
Your mama, Your mama, Your mama

Your mama got snake skin teeth
Your mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... hehehe
Your mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and ****
Your mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, *****
Your mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
(You're a sellout) Your mama's a sellout ***** Your mama
***** Your mama did a pop tune *****
Your mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map
and see people wavin at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back
Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin
His mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food section
Tre's mama got Playdough teeth
Your mother be eatin daisies like Now and Laters and ****
Your mama's an extra on the Simpsons and ****
Your mama's so fat you can't even see her legs
it just looks like she's just gliding across the floor...