i only eat the strawberry and vanilla ice cream in the classic trio...

 

I like spending other peoples money

 

I had a dream that My girlfriend was going to dump me..

 

Then I had a dream where chuck norris was hit by a bus and he went through the bus unscathed.

 

I have to go to a wedding in like 3 more hours with my girl friend..

 

Then we are having a party at her house...

 

well you secretly dont want to go to the wedding cuz you dont want to marry your girl friend thats why you drempt she was gonna dump you cuz she is now gonna pressure you into marriage. and te whole chuck norris thing thats just a givin why you drempt that. but the best part is you will get some poon cuz everyone gets poon at a wedding

 

Lmao First! As for the marriage part I need about 3 yrs for it to be legal and It is going to happen right away. I would like to keep all my stuff, not just half..

 

are you telling me your girlfriend is 15 or its a common law marriage and most states dont reconize a common law marriage. so im gonna bet shes 15

 

and a perfect solution to keeping all your stuff is called a prenubutual agreement make her sign one