Worlok, the picture (below) does not make sense to you right now....
It WILL.
Please feel free to PM me when it does. I have a degree in psychology and can help you.

 

Dear Jeff, contrary to your unrequested psychiatric evaluation, I am in no way shape or form, suicidal. However I have come to the realization that I am an assaholic, yes I admit it.
They say that the first step to recovery is admitting that you are an assaholic, but now that I have, I have no desire to be cured of this affliction.
I am really happy with my problem and so are the girls.
But if I ever truly need your help, you will be the first one I call!

Thank you my friend