Wow! Now you a re re! I didn't even buy that one. LOL!

 

All that story needed was a ninja dog and it would be perfect

 

I bet KX already had your wedding planned out and everything

 

haha stfu, i havnt been geting much sleep... not like it was that unbelievable, ive heard of crazier stuff happening

 

I believed it as well. But that would suck choads. I would just take double the ticket.

 

Now that is Funny!!!!

 

Yeah, so ninja dog did not like my girlfriend, and I was afraid that I would either have to not marry her, or get rid of ninja. So I let him live in his own shack in the back of grandma's property. He saved his money for a new rawhide chew bone, but he finally figured out how to just walk into a store, and steal rawhide chew bones. And he lived happily ever after.

 

then i hit him with my truck.

he never lived anything ever after.

the end

 

BWahahahahhaha

 

i bought it. then went to check your real name. haha good **** though